Sponge bath it is.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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