yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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