i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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