He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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