fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
