hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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