do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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