She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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