We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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