I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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