yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow bdsm is so cute
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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