I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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