Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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