My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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