worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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