Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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