Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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