His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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