do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
i now understand why vodka
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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