is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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