Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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