hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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