no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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