i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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