Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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