Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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