What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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