i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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