Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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