I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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