are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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