jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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