Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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