Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i believe in u and ur pee
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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