it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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