in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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