WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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