This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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