Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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