So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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