god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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