Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
how can u be prego again
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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