we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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