right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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