But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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