i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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