The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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