what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
be right there i have to get my cape
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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