question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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