The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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