she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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