Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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