is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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