I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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