you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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