That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I think people are normalizing furries
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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