Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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